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Marriage of Dogs

Q: Why dogs don’t marry ???

A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!

Marriage of Dogs
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Touching Hurts

A boy goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”

The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”

The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it hurts. When I touch my foot, it really hurts. If I touch my elbow – AAH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”

The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you, you have broken your finger!”

Touching Hurts
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Benefits of Being Bilingual

A cat was chasing couple of mice.

When the mice were trapped by the cat, one of them turned around and started barking, “Woof…Woof…Woof”.

The cat got scared and ran away.

When the mouse asked his mother about cat’s retreat, she said with smile, “My son, this is benefit of learning two languages”.

Benefits of Being Bilingual
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