Little Johnny’s teacher said, “Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s.”
Did you copy hers?, she asked.
Johnny replied, “No, teacher, it’s the same dog!”
Archives for July 2018
Death by Magician’s Trick
Posted on July 2, 2018 · Leave a Comment
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man with his wife went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing trick, from the back of the theatre the man yelled at magician, “How’d you do that trick?”
“I could tell you, sir”, the magician answered, “But then I’d have to kill you.”
After a short pause, the man yelled back, “Ok, then… just tell my wife!”
Lion Guiding its Cubs
Posted on July 1, 2018 · Leave a Comment
What did the Lion says to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
Don’t go over the road till you see a Zebra crossing.
