Archives for January 2019

Software Engineer

Joe: I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer.

Smith: How do you say that?

Joe : He asked my physical address instead of my home address!

Software Engineer
5 (100%) 1 vote[s]

First Aid Training

Manager: How come you’re late?

Man: It was awful, explains I was walking down Mall road and there was this terrible accident.

One man was lying in the middle of the road.

He’d been thrown from his car.

His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere.

Thank God I took that first-aid course and all my training came back to me in a minute.

Manager: What did you do?

Man: I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep myself from fainting.

First Aid Training
5 (100%) 1 vote[s]

My Father

Three boys were bragging about their fathers. The first one said, “My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start running, and get there before the arrow!”

The second one said, “That’s nothing! My father can shoot a gun, start running, and get there before the bullet!”

The third boy just smiled. “That’s nothing. My father is a Government servant. He gets off work at 5 and is home before 4!”

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