A lion, a zebra, and a giraffe are all sitting in a bar, having a drink. The lion turns to the zebra and says, “You know, I’m really feeling stressed out. I’ve been ruling the jungle for so long, and it’s starting to take its toll on me.”

The zebra nods sympathetically and says, “I know how you feel. I’ve been running from predators my whole life, and it’s exhausting.”

The giraffe chimes in and says, “You guys have it easy. I’ve been trying to scratch my back for years and I can’t even reach!”