Cow and Grass

Teacher: “I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?”

Student: “The cow ate the grass, sir.”

Cow and Grass
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Mouse in Lion’s Party

A lion held a party at his place. He invited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came in and joined them.

The host lion came to the mouse and asked him why he entered the party when the other species were not invited.

The mouse said, “I was also lion before i was married.”

Mouse in Lion’s Party
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What Does Fat Cow Give

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”

Student: “Meat!”

Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the goat give you?”

Student: “Bacon!”

Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”

Student: “Homework!”

What Does Fat Cow Give
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