Kiss, Car & Monkey

Q: What is a difference between a kiss, a car and a monkey?

A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U, dear

Kiss, Car & Monkey
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Polar Bear

One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear and his son polar bear were sitting in the snow.

The son polar bear turned to his father and asked, “Dad, am I 100% polar bear?”

“Of course, son, you’re 100% polar bear.”

A few minutes pass, and the baby polar bear turns to his father again and says, “Dad, tell me the truth. I can take it. Am I 100% polar bear? No brown bear or panda bear or grizzly bear?”

“Son, I’m 100% polar bear and your mother is 100% polar bear, so you’re certainly 100% polar bear.”

A few more minutes pass, and the baby polar bear again turns to his father and says, “Dad, don’t think your sparing my feelings if it’s not true. I really need to know… am I really 100% polar bear?”

Distressed by this continued questioning, the father polar bear finally asked his son, “Why do you keep asking if you’re 100% polar bear?”

“Because I’m freezing to death out here!”

Polar Bear
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Eliminate the word – Cats

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat !…

Now read it without the word cat.

Eliminate the word – Cats
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