Two Plus Two

A little boy was doing his math homework.

He said to himself, Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine…..

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, What are you doing?

The little boy answered, I”m doing my math homework,

Mom. And this is how your teacher taught you to do it? the mother asked. Yes, he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, What are you teaching my son in math?

The teacher replied, Right now, we are learning addition.

The mother asked, And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.

Two Plus Two
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Its Too Late

A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident.

“Stupid!” the father yells.

A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. “Your father just said a bad word,” he says. “I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?”

His son looks at him and says: “Too late, Stupid.”

Its Too Late
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Pay a Little Attention

Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention!

Student: I  m paying as little as I can sir!

Pay a Little Attention
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