Cow and Grass

Teacher: “I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?”

Student: “The cow ate the grass, sir.”

Cow and Grass
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What Does Fat Cow Give

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”

Student: “Meat!”

Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the goat give you?”

Student: “Bacon!”

Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”

Student: “Homework!”

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How People are Born?

A child asked his father, “How were people born?”

So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”

The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

How People are Born?
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