Sam: Would you punish me for some thing I didn’t do?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Sam: Good, because i didn’t do my homework.
Bishop can Move Diagonally
Posted on November 23, 2018 · Leave a Comment
A minister had children gather for a talk about religion.
Minister: Do u know what bishop does?
Johnny: Yes, he is the one you can move diagonally.
Cow and Grass
Posted on October 20, 2018 · Leave a Comment
Teacher: “I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?”
Student: “The cow ate the grass, sir.”
