Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the goat give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”
How People are Born?
Posted on September 5, 2018 · Leave a Comment
A child asked his father, “How were people born?”
So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”
The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
Parents and Children
Posted on August 29, 2018 · Leave a Comment
Parents spend the first twelve months of their children lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.
