Bury me Deep

When I Die , bury me deep
Ten feet down fast as leap

Place my Math’s book on my head
Tell my teacher that i am dead 

place my Machine book on my chest 
Tell my teacher how I am at rest

Place my DATA in my right hand 
Tell my teacher nothing I understand

Place my Economy book on my left
Tell my teacher I tried my best

Also tell my teachers not to cry 
For they are those who made me die

Bury me Deep
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This is my Father

The telephone rings in the principal’s office at a school.

“Hello, this is Dunn Elementary,” answers the principal.

“Hi. Jimmy won’t be able to come to school all next week,” replies the voice.

“Well, what seems to be the problem with him?”

“We are all going on a family vacation,” says the voice, “I hope it is all right.”

“I guess that would be fine,” says the principal. “May I ask who is calling?”

“Sure. This is my father!”

This is my Father
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Boy Writing on a Dog

One day a boy was writing something on a dog.

Father asked what he was doing?

Boy replied, “Teacher told me to write an essay on dog today as homework”

Boy Writing on a Dog

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