Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention!
Student: I m paying as little as I can sir!
Punishment
Posted on November 24, 2018 · Leave a Comment
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing I didn’t do?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Sam: Good, because i didn’t do my homework.
Bishop can Move Diagonally
Posted on November 23, 2018 · Leave a Comment
A minister had children gather for a talk about religion.
Minister: Do u know what bishop does?
Johnny: Yes, he is the one you can move diagonally.
