Father:How were your marks in exam?
Daughter:Under water
Father:What do you mean?
Daughter:Below C level.
Two Reasons to go to school
Posted on July 31, 2018 · Leave a Comment
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
“Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”
“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”
“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”
“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!”
“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”
“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”
“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal!”
First Name & Last Name
Posted on July 30, 2018 · Leave a Comment
Teacher: Is it possible that a person name & surname both are same?
Sardar: ya, if Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, she becomes Lara Lara!
