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Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn’t control himself during a lineup.
When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, “Give me all your money or I’ll shoot,” the man shouted, “That’s not what I said!”
A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After two weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they received from friends and family. Since this was a new home, the process took some time.
A week later, they received in the mail two tickets for a popular show where tickets were impossible to get. They were very excited and warmed by the gesture of the person who sent this. Inside the envelope, however, was only a small piece of paper with a single line, “From…guess who?”
The pair had much fun trying to identify the donor but failed in the effort. They went to the theatre and had a wonderful time. On their return home late at night, still trying to guess the identity of the unknown host, they found the house stripped of every article of value. And on the bare table in the dining room was a piece of paper on which was written in the same hand as the enclosure with the tickets:
“Now you know!”
At the conclusion of a criminal trial in a high profile bank robbery case, the judge turned to the jury foreman and asked if the jury had reached a verdict.
“Yes, we have, your honor,” replied the foreman.
“Would you pass it to me, please,” the judge said, as he motioned for the bailiff to retrieve the verdict slip from the foreman and deliver it to him.
The judge read the slip, gave it back to his bailiff to be returned to the foreman, and instructed the foreman, “Please read the verdict to the court.”
“We, the jury, find the defendant Not Guilty on all three counts of bank robbery,” the foreman stated. Upon hearing the verdict, the defendant’s family and friends jumped for joy, hugging each other as they shouted expressions of divine gratitude.
The defendant’s attorney turned to him and asked, “So, what do you think of that?”
With a bewildered look on his face, the defendant replied, “I’m very confused. Does this mean I have to give all the money back?”
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