Headlights are Not Working

Policeman: Stop, stop ,your headlights are not working.

The Man: Move, move ,even the brakes are not working

Headlights are Not Working
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Traffic Signal and Camera

A man was driving. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash. Fearing being caught speeding, he turned around and going at snails speed, he passed it. Again it flashed.He thought it must have a fault and went home. Next day he received 2 traffic fines for not wearing a seat belt.

Traffic Signal and Camera
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Wrong Way on Highway

Husband calls his wife and warned her about the news on TV that there’s a car going the wrong way on M25. Please be careful!

Wife replied, “Oh, It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”

Wrong Way on Highway
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