Two Plus Two

A little boy was doing his math homework.

He said to himself, Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine…..

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, What are you doing?

The little boy answered, I”m doing my math homework,

Mom. And this is how your teacher taught you to do it? the mother asked. Yes, he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, What are you teaching my son in math?

The teacher replied, Right now, we are learning addition.

The mother asked, And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.

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Punishment

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing I didn’t do?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Sam: Good, because i didn’t do my homework.

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English of a Desi Teacher

In class

* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.

* Cut an apple in two halves- take the bigger half.

* Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away outside

* Both of you three, get out of the class.

* Close the doors of the window.

* Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.

* Take 5 cm wire of any length.

 

About family

* I have two daughters both of them are girls

 

At the play ground

* All of you, stand in a straight circle.

* There is no wind in the balloon.

 

Punishment :

* You, rotate the ground four times

* You, go and under-stand the tree

* You three of you, stand together separately.

* Why you are late – say YES or NO

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