College Rules

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.” He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?”

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:

“How much for a season package?”

College Rules
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Bury me Deep

When I Die , bury me deep
Ten feet down fast as leap

Place my Math’s book on my head
Tell my teacher that i am dead 

place my Machine book on my chest 
Tell my teacher how I am at rest

Place my DATA in my right hand 
Tell my teacher nothing I understand

Place my Economy book on my left
Tell my teacher I tried my best

Also tell my teachers not to cry 
For they are those who made me die

Bury me Deep
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This is my Father

The telephone rings in the principal’s office at a school.

“Hello, this is Dunn Elementary,” answers the principal.

“Hi. Jimmy won’t be able to come to school all next week,” replies the voice.

“Well, what seems to be the problem with him?”

“We are all going on a family vacation,” says the voice, “I hope it is all right.”

“I guess that would be fine,” says the principal. “May I ask who is calling?”

“Sure. This is my father!”

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