Sumo Wrestler

Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.

The Scot jumped off and shouted ”God save Scotland!”

The English man jumped off and shouted ”God Save England!”

The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ”God save the person who I land on!”

Sumo Wrestler
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I Forgot

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.

When did you first notice this problem?

What problem?

I Forgot
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The Other Side

A sardar goes into music store & asks salesman: Where are the bhangra CDs.

Salesman: Try the other side.

Sardar (moving 2 his other ear): where are the bhangra CDs.

The Other Side
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