Manager: How come you’re late?

Man: It was awful, explains I was walking down Mall road and there was this terrible accident.

One man was lying in the middle of the road.

He’d been thrown from his car.

His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere.

Thank God I took that first-aid course and all my training came back to me in a minute.

Manager: What did you do?

Man: I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep myself from fainting.