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A Mother Mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them.
The Mother Mouse starts barking like a dog and listening to this cat runs away.
“See?” says the mother mouse to her baby, “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a Foreign Language”
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
One day a boy was writing something on a dog.
Father asked what he was doing?
Boy replied, “Teacher told me to write an essay on dog today as homework”
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