Movie Tickets

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it, so i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: One for you and two for your parents.

Movie Tickets
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Drowned in Social Media

A Guy gets out of lift on 7th floor instead of 9th floor.

He says- I was so busy checking messages on my whatsapp…without realising, I went into the neighbour’s house and sat on their sofa.

The lady of the house was glued to the TV… watching serials…She gave me tea without looking at me.

When I started drinking Tea, I looked up and saw the lady’s husband entering the house….looking into his mobile.

He saw me and said, “sorry” and went out of the house !!!

Drowned in Social Media
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Reward on Mount Everest

Boy : What will you give me as reward if I climb Mount Everest ???

Girl: A Push!!!

Reward on Mount Everest
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