How Amazing!! — a mother makes her son “INTELLIGENT” in 20 years, but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 minutes
Wife and Girlfriend
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a girlfriend.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his girlfriend, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, I like both.
Both? they asked.
Engineer: Yeah. If you have a wife and a girlfriend, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.
Marrying a Software Engineer
This is a warning for women planning to marry software engineers in the form of a conversation between a husband (software engineer) and his wife. Look before you leap!!!
SCENE: A wife is waiting for her husband who is a software engineer. After
some time, the husband arrives.
HUSBAND: (Opening the door and entering in) Hi dear! I am LOGGED IN.
WIFE: Thanks god that you have arrived. Have you brought the Saree (an Indian dress)?
HUSBAND: BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.
WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning.
HUSBAND: ERRONEOUS SYNTAX. ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL.
WIFE: O my God…. Ok forget it. Tell me where’s your salary?
HUSBAND: FILE IN USE, READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOME TIME.
WIFE: At least give me your credit card. So that I can do some shopping.
HUSBAND: SHARING VIOLATION. ACCESS DENIED.
WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you.
HUSBAND: DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
WIFE: You are useless.
HUSBAND: BY DEFAULT.
WIFE: Who was there in the car with you this morning?
HUSBAND: SYSTEM UNSTABLE. PRESS ANY KEY TO REBOOT.
WIFE: Ok. leave it. Would you like to have some snacks?
HUSBAND: HARD DISK FULL.
WIFE: What is the relation between you and your receptionist?
HUSBAND: THE ONLY USER WITH RIGHT PERMISSION.
WIFE: What is my value in your life?
HUSBAND: UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED!!!
WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?
HUSBAND: TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
WIFE: I will go to my dad’s house!!!
HUSBAND: PROGRAMME PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION. IT WILL
CLOSE.
WIFE: I will leave you for ever!!!
HUSBAND: CLOSE ALL PROGRAMMES AND LOG IN FOR ANOTHER
USER.
WIFE: It is worthless talking to you husband. Shut down the computer.
WIFE: I am going.
HUSBAND: ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.