Checking Eye sight

A learned man had problem with his eyesight so he got it checked.

Doctor shows him a sheet of alphabets in different size: W X C V; can u read this?

Of course I am a PhD;

Checking Eye sight
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Touching Hurts

A boy goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”

The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”

The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it hurts. When I touch my foot, it really hurts. If I touch my elbow – AAH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”

The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you, you have broken your finger!”

Touching Hurts
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Call Me an Ambulance

A man injured in his car accident, he called 911 for help.

Man said, “Operator, operator, please call me an ambulance immediately”.

Operator replied, “Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!”

Call Me an Ambulance
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