I Forgot

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.

When did you first notice this problem?

What problem?

I Forgot
5 (100%) 1 vote

Who I Am?

A president went to a nursing home & tried to talk to a lady;

He said: Mam do u know who i am?

Lady: no i don’t but if u go up to that help desk they can tell you.

Who I Am?
5 (100%) 1 vote

Age, Class Fellow & Guilt

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, “surely I can’t look that old.”. Well . . . you’ll love this one..The stuff is from a lady called Archana

“My name is Archana. I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his BDS degree on the wall, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall , handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 25-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended St Xavier’s high school.

“Yes. yes, I did.’ he gleamed with pride.

“When did you graduate?” I asked.

He answered, “In 1987. Why do you ask?”

“You were in my class!!!!”, I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then,
that
ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled faced,
gray-haired,
decrepit,
idiot,
asked,

“What subject did you teach” ?”

Age, Class Fellow & Guilt
5 (100%) 1 vote