Preventing Old Age

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

Announcement for Leaving Passengers

As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.

Plane Crash in Poland

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Police search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

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