How to Control Anger

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?

Son: I start cleaning toilet.

Dad: how does that satisfy you?

Son: I clean it with your tooth brush

SMS to Father

A young man studying abroad sent SMS to his Father: Dear Dad, no money, no fun, your son.

Father replied: Dear Son, too bad, so sad, your dad.

Need a Glass of Water

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:



‘I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?’

‘No. You had your chance. Lights out.’

Five minutes later: ‘Da-aaaad…’


‘I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a glass of water??’

‘I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!!’

Five minutes later… ‘Daaaa-aaaad…’


‘When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?