My Father

Three boys were bragging about their fathers. The first one said, “My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start running, and get there before the arrow!”

The second one said, “That’s nothing! My father can shoot a gun, start running, and get there before the bullet!”

The third boy just smiled. “That’s nothing. My father is a Government servant. He gets off work at 5 and is home before 4!”

My Father
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Great People and Legends

Great people talk about ideas,

Average people talk about things,

Small people talk about other people, And

Legends never talk, they send SMS.

Great People and Legends
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All Women on Heaven

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel.

A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels.

And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

All Women on Heaven
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