Substandard Material

A man walked into a local police station, dropped a bag of cocaine on the counter, informed the desk sergeant that it was substandard cut, and asked that the person who sold it to him be arrested immediately.

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My Father

Three boys were bragging about their fathers. The first one said, “My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start running, and get there before the arrow!”

The second one said, “That’s nothing! My father can shoot a gun, start running, and get there before the bullet!”

The third boy just smiled. “That’s nothing. My father is a Government servant. He gets off work at 5 and is home before 4!”

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Great People and Legends

Great people talk about ideas,

Average people talk about things,

Small people talk about other people, And

Legends never talk, they send SMS.

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