Headlights are Not Working

Policeman: Stop, stop ,your headlights are not working.

The Man: Move, move ,even the brakes are not working

Headlights are Not Working
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Marriages are Made in Heaven

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?

Ans : The days after marriage

Marriages are Made in Heaven
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You Appeared on TV

Hey, I saw you on TV, how beautiful you are! how smart you are! how nice you are!,

but I don’t know why you are coming only on ‘Animal Planet’

You Appeared on TV
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