Sumo Wrestler

Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.

The Scot jumped off and shouted ”God save Scotland!”

The English man jumped off and shouted ”God Save England!”

The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ”God save the person who I land on!”

Getting Invisible

Psychiatrist’s receptionist comes & says,” There’s a man out who says he can make himself invisible”.

Psychiatrist: “Tell him I can’t see him right now.”

Headlights are Not Working

Policeman: Stop, stop ,your headlights are not working.

The Man: Move, move ,even the brakes are not working

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