Bury me Deep

When I Die , bury me deep
Ten feet down fast as leap

Place my Math’s book on my head
Tell my teacher that i am dead 

place my Machine book on my chest 
Tell my teacher how I am at rest

Place my DATA in my right hand 
Tell my teacher nothing I understand

Place my Economy book on my left
Tell my teacher I tried my best

Also tell my teachers not to cry 
For they are those who made me die

Bury me Deep
3 (60%) 1 vote

Germans are Known as … ?

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?

Student: I don’t know.

Teacher: They are called Turks, now What are the people of Germany called?

Student: They are called Germs.

Germans are Known as … ?

5 (100%) 1 vote

Bill Gates and Hitler

Teacher : You failure!  At your age Bill Gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind you, Sir, but at your age Hitler committed suicide.

Bill Gates and Hitler

5 (100%) 1 vote