Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention!
Student: I m paying as little as I can sir!
Punishment
Posted on November 24, 2018 · Leave a Comment
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing I didn’t do?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Sam: Good, because i didn’t do my homework.
English of a Desi Teacher
Posted on November 5, 2018 · Leave a Comment
In class
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.
* Cut an apple in two halves- take the bigger half.
* Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away outside
* Both of you three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the window.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.
* Take 5 cm wire of any length.
About family
* I have two daughters both of them are girls
At the play ground
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
Punishment :
* You, rotate the ground four times
* You, go and under-stand the tree
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why you are late – say YES or NO
