Problem in Submarine

One engineer : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! what could be wrong?

Other engineer: May be you have used float instead of double in the software.

Problem in Submarine
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Headlights are Not Working

Policeman: Stop, stop ,your headlights are not working.

The Man: Move, move ,even the brakes are not working

Headlights are Not Working
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Marriages are Made in Heaven

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?

Ans : The days after marriage

Marriages are Made in Heaven
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