Microsoft Darkness and Industry Standards

Q: How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a fused light bulb?

A: None, Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(tm) as the new industry standard.

Magicians Changing Light Bulb

Q) How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A) Change it into what?

Q) Okay, how many magicians does it take to replace a light bulb?

A) Fifteen. One to replace it, six to say, “You flashed!” and eight to say, “Let me show you my version of that.”

Bill Gates Changing a Light Bulb

Q: How the Bill Gates changes a light bulb?

A: He holds the bulb in place and lets the world revolve around him.