Parents and Children

Parents spend the first twelve months of their children lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

Parents and Children
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I Love Shouting

Teacher : What would you like to become when you grow up?

Student : A teacher.

Teacher : why?

Student : Because I love shouting.

I Love Shouting
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Sun vs Moon

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?

Pupil: Moon…

Teacher : Why?

Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it.

Sun vs Moon
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