Cow and Grass

Teacher: “I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?”

Student: “The cow ate the grass, sir.”

What Does Fat Cow Give

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”

Student: “Meat!”

Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the goat give you?”

Student: “Bacon!”

Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”

Student: “Homework!”

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