Dog Property Rules

1. If I like it, it’s mine.

2. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.

5. If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.

8. If I saw it first, it’s mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If it is broken, it’s yours.

Boy Writing on a Dog

One day a boy was writing something on a dog.

Father asked what he was doing?

Boy replied, “Teacher told me to write an essay on dog today as homework”

Essay on Dog by Little Johnny

Little Johnny’s teacher said, “Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s.”

Did you copy hers?, she asked.

Johnny replied, “No, teacher, it’s the same dog!”

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