Wife and Girlfriend

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a girlfriend.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his girlfriend, because of the passion and mystery he found there.

The engineer said, I like both.

Both? they asked.

Engineer: Yeah. If you have a wife and a girlfriend, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.

Wife and Girlfriend
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Marrying a Software Engineer

This is a warning for women planning to marry software engineers in the form of a conversation between a husband (software engineer) and his wife. Look before you leap!!!

SCENE: A wife is waiting for her husband who is a software engineer. After
some time, the husband arrives.
HUSBAND: (Opening the door and entering in) Hi dear! I am LOGGED IN.

WIFE: Thanks god that you have arrived. Have you brought the Saree (an Indian dress)?
HUSBAND: BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.

WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning.
HUSBAND: ERRONEOUS SYNTAX. ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL.

WIFE: O my God…. Ok forget it. Tell me where’s your salary?
HUSBAND: FILE IN USE, READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOME TIME.

WIFE: At least give me your credit card. So that I can do some shopping.
HUSBAND: SHARING VIOLATION. ACCESS DENIED.

WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you.
HUSBAND: DATA TYPE MISMATCH.

WIFE: You are useless.
HUSBAND: BY DEFAULT.

WIFE: Who was there in the car with you this morning?
HUSBAND: SYSTEM UNSTABLE. PRESS ANY KEY TO REBOOT.

WIFE: Ok. leave it. Would you like to have some snacks?
HUSBAND: HARD DISK FULL.

WIFE: What is the relation between you and your receptionist?
HUSBAND: THE ONLY USER WITH RIGHT PERMISSION.

WIFE: What is my value in your life?
HUSBAND: UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED!!!

WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?
HUSBAND: TOO MANY PARAMETERS.

WIFE: I will go to my dad’s house!!!
HUSBAND: PROGRAMME PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION. IT WILL
CLOSE.

WIFE: I will leave you for ever!!!
HUSBAND: CLOSE ALL PROGRAMMES AND LOG IN FOR ANOTHER
USER.

WIFE: It is worthless talking to you husband. Shut down the computer.
WIFE: I am going.
HUSBAND: ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.

Marrying a Software Engineer
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Who is Smarter

Once four Engineering students were partying till late night and didn’t study. For the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. Then they went up to the dean and said that they had gone to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

The Dean was a Just person so he said that you can have a retest  after three days. They said they were ready.

On the third day they appeared before the dean. The Dean said that as this was a special condition all four were required to be in separate rooms for  the test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in last three days.

The test consisted of two question with a total marks of 100.

Q1. Write down your Name. (2 marks)

Q2. Which tyre burst ? (98 marks)

Who is Smarter
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