I will have to Kill You

During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show.

After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theater yelled, “How’d you do that?”

“I could tell you, sir”, the magician answered, “But then I’d have to kill you.”

After a short pause, the man yelled back, “Ok, then… just tell my wife!”…

I will have to Kill You
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Wrong Way on Highway

Husband calls his wife and warned her about the news on TV that there’s a car going the wrong way on M25. Please be careful!

Wife replied, “Oh, It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”

Wrong Way on Highway
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Difference between Before and After Marriage

Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don’t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!

Difference between Before and After Marriage
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