Difference between Before and After Marriage

Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don’t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!

Difference between Before and After Marriage
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Sam Stopped by Police

Sam was driving and stopped by a police man.

Police man said,”your wife fell out of car a mile back”

Sam replied, ‘Oh great! I thought I had gone deaf’

Sam Stopped by Police
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My Wife Fell in Well

Banta Singh:My wife fell in well last week

Santa Singh:Is she OK now?

Banta Singh:Must be; she stopped calling for help yesterday

My Wife Fell in Well
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