Sam Stopped by Police

Sam was driving and stopped by a police man.

Police man said,”your wife fell out of car a mile back”

Sam replied, ‘Oh great! I thought I had gone deaf’

Sam Stopped by Police
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My Wife Fell in Well

Banta Singh:My wife fell in well last week

Santa Singh:Is she OK now?

Banta Singh:Must be; she stopped calling for help yesterday

My Wife Fell in Well
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Mouse in Lion’s Party

A lion held a party at his place. He invited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came in and joined them.

The host lion came to the mouse and asked him why he entered the party when the other species were not invited.

The mouse said, “I was also lion before i was married.”

Mouse in Lion’s Party
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