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The telephone rings in the principal’s office at a school.
“Hello, this is Dunn Elementary,” answers the principal.
“Hi. Jimmy won’t be able to come to school all next week,” replies the voice.
“Well, what seems to be the problem with him?”
“We are all going on a family vacation,” says the voice, “I hope it is all right.”
“I guess that would be fine,” says the principal. “May I ask who is calling?”
“Sure. This is my father!”
A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine…..
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, What are you doing?
The little boy answered, I”m doing my math homework,
Mom. And this is how your teacher taught you to do it? the mother asked. Yes, he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, What are you teaching my son in math?
The teacher replied, Right now, we are learning addition.
The mother asked, And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.
Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention!
Student: I m paying as little as I can sir!
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