Bill Gates and Hitler

Teacher : You failure!  At your age Bill Gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind you, Sir, but at your age Hitler committed suicide.

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Sam: Would you punish me for some thing I didn’t do?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Sam: Good, because i didn’t do my homework.

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English of a Desi Teacher

In class

* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.

* Cut an apple in two halves- take the bigger half.

* Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away outside

* Both of you three, get out of the class.

* Close the doors of the window.

* Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.

* Take 5 cm wire of any length.


About family

* I have two daughters both of them are girls


At the play ground

* All of you, stand in a straight circle.

* There is no wind in the balloon.


Punishment :

* You, rotate the ground four times

* You, go and under-stand the tree

* You three of you, stand together separately.

* Why you are late – say YES or NO

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