Two Plus Two

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine..... His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, What are you doing? The little boy … [Continue reading]

Its Too Late

A man is driving his five year old to a friend's house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Stupid!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his … [Continue reading]

Microsoft Darkness and Industry Standards

Q: How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a fused light bulb? A: None, Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(tm) as the new industry standard. … [Continue reading]