A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All students were busy writing except one. When the teacher checked his notebook, there was written "Due to Rain, No Match" … [Continue reading]
Dictionary: Windows 95 Defined
Posted on September 9, 2020 · Leave a Comment
Windows 95: n. 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company, that can't stand a single bit of competition. … [Continue reading]
Last Meal
Posted on September 8, 2020 · Leave a Comment
Three prisoners were scheduled to be executed. The warden asked them what they wanted to have for their last meal. "Lasagna," the first replied. The warden served him his lasagna, then escorted him to his execution. "I'd like lobster," the … [Continue reading]
