Sumo Wrestler

Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland!'' The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save … [Continue reading]

Getting Invisible

Psychiatrist's receptionist comes & says," There's a man out who says he can make himself invisible". Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see him right now." … [Continue reading]

Pay a Little Attention

Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention! Student: I ┬ám paying as little as I can sir! … [Continue reading]