Archives for November 2018

Getting Invisible

Psychiatrist’s receptionist comes & says,” There’s a man out who says he can make himself invisible”.

Psychiatrist: “Tell him I can’t see him right now.”

Pay a Little Attention

Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention!

Student: I  m paying as little as I can sir!

Headlights are Not Working

Policeman: Stop, stop ,your headlights are not working.

The Man: Move, move ,even the brakes are not working