Why the Mother Mouse Barks Like a Dog

A Mother Mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them.

The Mother Mouse starts barking like a dog and listening to this cat runs away.

“See?” says the mother mouse to her baby, “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a Foreign Language”

Writing with Emotional Appeal

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

Boy Writing on a Dog

One day a boy was writing something on a dog.

Father asked what he was doing?

Boy replied, “Teacher told me to write an essay on dog today as homework”

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