Once Upon a Time a Local Magician

My local magician can slow his heartbeat down until it stops.

But, to tell the truth, he only managed to pull it off once.

One Spanish Magician Juan

How many Spanish magicians does it take to memorize a stacked deck?

Just Juan**



(**Juan Tamariz has a book about a card stack. Juan is pronounced as ‘one’)

Magicians Changing Light Bulb

Q) How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A) Change it into what?

Q) Okay, how many magicians does it take to replace a light bulb?

A) Fifteen. One to replace it, six to say, “You flashed!” and eight to say, “Let me show you my version of that.”

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