First Aid Training

Manager: How come you’re late?

Man: It was awful, explains I was walking down Mall road and there was this terrible accident.

One man was lying in the middle of the road.

He’d been thrown from his car.

His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere.

Thank God I took that first-aid course and all my training came back to me in a minute.

Manager: What did you do?

Man: I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep myself from fainting.

Sumo Wrestler

Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.

The Scot jumped off and shouted ”God save Scotland!”

The English man jumped off and shouted ”God Save England!”

The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ”God save the person who I land on!”

I Forgot

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.

When did you first notice this problem?

What problem?

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