Giraffes have the Toughest Life

A lion, a zebra, and a giraffe are all sitting in a bar, having a drink. The lion turns to the zebra and says, “You know, I’m really feeling stressed out. I’ve been ruling the jungle for so long, and it’s starting to take its toll on me.”

The zebra nods sympathetically and says, “I know how you feel. I’ve been running from predators my whole life, and it’s exhausting.”

The giraffe chimes in and says, “You guys have it easy. I’ve been trying to scratch my back for years and I can’t even reach!”

Why the Leopard always looses Hide & Seek

Why the Leopard always looses Hide & Seek?

Because he is always spotted!

Dog Property Rules

1. If I like it, it’s mine.

2. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.

5. If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.

8. If I saw it first, it’s mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If it is broken, it’s yours.

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