When I Die , bury me deep
Ten feet down fast as leap
Place my Math’s book on my head
Tell my teacher that i am dead
place my Machine book on my chest
Tell my teacher how I am at rest
Place my DATA in my right hand
Tell my teacher nothing I understand
Place my Economy book on my left
Tell my teacher I tried my best
Also tell my teachers not to cry
For they are those who made me die
Bury me Deep
Posted on March 22, 2019 · Leave a Comment
Germans are Known as … ?
Posted on December 18, 2018 · Leave a Comment
Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: They are called Turks, now What are the people of Germany called?
Student: They are called Germs.
Bill Gates and Hitler
Posted on December 8, 2018 · Leave a Comment
Teacher : You failure! At your age Bill Gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind you, Sir, but at your age Hitler committed suicide.