Q: How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a fused light bulb?
A: None, Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(tm) as the new industry standard.
Magicians Changing Light Bulb
Posted on November 13, 2018 · Leave a Comment
Q) How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A) Change it into what?
Q) Okay, how many magicians does it take to replace a light bulb?
A) Fifteen. One to replace it, six to say, “You flashed!” and eight to say, “Let me show you my version of that.”
Bill Gates Changing a Light Bulb
Posted on July 24, 2018 · Leave a Comment
Q: How the Bill Gates changes a light bulb?
A: He holds the bulb in place and lets the world revolve around him.
