A little boy went up to his father and asked:
‘Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?’
The father replied: ‘Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,
‘because I still have mine.’
Marriages are Made in Heaven
Posted on November 22, 2018 · Leave a Comment
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : The days after marriage
I will have to Kill You
Posted on November 11, 2018 · Leave a Comment
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show.
After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theater yelled, “How’d you do that?”
“I could tell you, sir”, the magician answered, “But then I’d have to kill you.”
After a short pause, the man yelled back, “Ok, then… just tell my wife!”…
