Having one child makes you a parent;
Having two, you are a referee.
Parents become referee
Posted on January 24, 2022 · Leave a Comment
Having one child makes you a parent;
Having two, you are a referee.
Adopted Child
Posted on November 24, 2020 · Leave a Comment
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree.
After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs, and crashed to the ground.
After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.
Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.
“Dear,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”
Loss of Cabin Pressure
Posted on November 16, 2020 · Leave a Comment
An Announcement made by an airline attendant:
In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.
If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs.
And if you are traveling with two or more small children, decide now which one you love more.
