When I Die , bury me deep
Ten feet down fast as leap
Place my Math’s book on my head
Tell my teacher that i am dead
place my Machine book on my chest
Tell my teacher how I am at rest
Place my DATA in my right hand
Tell my teacher nothing I understand
Place my Economy book on my left
Tell my teacher I tried my best
Also tell my teachers not to cry
For they are those who made me die
Archives for March 2019
Bury me Deep
Posted on March 22, 2019 · Leave a Comment
If You Love Someone
Posted on March 21, 2019 · Leave a Comment
If You Love Someone – THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….
THE NEW VERSIONS…..
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back within some time forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back,
continue to wait until she comes back …
Playful
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat ….
Java Programmer:
if(you.love(she));
she.setStatus (Status.FREE);if(she == NULL);
She she = new She();Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She’ll evolve.
Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable
anyway.
Schwarzenegger’s fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE’LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person :
If you love someone
don’t set her free.
MBA :
If you love someone
set her free
instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
Somnambulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it’s a nightmare
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
ERP functional expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn’t, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new market
Why A Woman Need a Husband
Posted on March 12, 2019 · Leave a Comment
A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don’t want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self sufficient. I don’t need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What do I do?”
Psychiatrist replied : “YOU, undoubtedly will achieve great things in life. But somethings inevitably will not go the way you want. Somethings will go wrong. Sometimes you will fail. Sometimes your plans won’t work. Sometimes your wishes will not be fulfilled. Then who will you blame?
Will you blame Yourself?”
Woman: “NO!!!”
Psychiatrist: “Yes… That’s why you need a Husband!”
